Quip's Corner - Billy Bob

Billy Bob had some big ole boots
Thems were his favorite pair
He wore them with jeans, he wore them with suits
Even though folks complained, he din't care
Then one day, them boots, they got a hole
A big one right in the sole
So his wife took em and threw em away
But promised he could get some more some day
Well, Billy Bob took to wearin her high heels
She just din't know what to say
She headed down to a store named "Will's"
And told them that she would pay
For the nicest pair of their big ole boots
If they could get them right away
They pulled some out from off the shelf
And she agreed and said okay
She took them home and gave em to him while he was havin lunch
He swallowed and said "I don't where boots no more, I wear a medium pump!!"